That's life

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

A little boy went into a store, reached for a soda carton and pulled
it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could
reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
The store owner observed and listened to the conversation.

The boy asked, "Maam, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"
The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

"I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your
lawn now." replied the boy. The woman responded that she was very
satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.

The little boy was even more perseverant and said, "I'll even sweep
your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest
lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida." Again the woman answered in the
negative.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.

The store owner, who was listening to this conversation, walked over
to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that
positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."

The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance
on the job I already have. I am the one who is working for the lady I
was talking to!"

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories