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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>That's life</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/</link><atom:link xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/feed/rss2/posts/"/><description></description><language>en-EU</language><generator>MokoFeed</generator><ttl>10</ttl><image><title>That's life</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/</link><url>http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/cb/b8e9a0986addf8a6db93766108493d_160x200.jpg</url></image><item><title>title-6743909</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/08/17/india-independence-day-6743909/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-08-17:/2009/08/17/india-independence-day-6743909/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:02:09 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/independence_day_wallpaper_national_amblem/3795991" title="Independence Day Wallpaper National Amblem"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/991/3795991_d862107263_s.jpeg" alt="Independence Day Wallpaper National Amblem"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;On 15th August, it's 63rd Independence day of India.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/08/17/india-independence-day-6743909/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>independence-day</category><category>india</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/08/17/india-independence-day-6743909/#comments</comments></item><item><title>easy and difficult........</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/07/15/easy-and-difficult-6518802/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-07-15:/2009/07/15/easy-and-difficult-6518802/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:15:39 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to get a place in someone's address book&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to judge the mistakes of someone&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to talk without thinking&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to refrain the tongue&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to hurt someone who loves us&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to heal the wound...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to forgive others&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to set rules&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to follow them...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to dream every night&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to fight for a dream.....&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to show victory&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to admire a full moon&lt;br&gt;
Difficult to see the other side....&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to stumble with a stone&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to get up...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to enjoy life every day.&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to give its real value..&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to promise something to someone&lt;br&gt;
Dfficult is to fulfill that promise...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to say we love&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to show it every day...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to criticize others&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to improve oneself...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to make mistakes&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to learn from them...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to weep for a lost love&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to take care of it so you wont lose it.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to think about improving&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action....&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to think bad of someone&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to receive&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to give&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Easy is to keep friendship with words&lt;br&gt;
Difficult is to keep it with meanings&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/07/15/easy-and-difficult-6518802/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>love</category><category>heart</category><category>mistakes</category><category>moon</category><category>difficult</category><category>life</category><category>easy</category><category>someone</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/07/15/easy-and-difficult-6518802/#comments</comments></item><item><title>College girls turned prostitutes for money.....</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/25/college-girls-turned-prostitutes-for-money-6385992/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-06-25:/2009/06/25/college-girls-turned-prostitutes-for-money-6385992/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:05:31 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;The girls comes from the small cities to metro cities for study are get impressed by the luxuries life of the metro cities and want to be a part of this but the main  problem they faced is money. To get money nowadays they are get involved in the prostitution. The police arrested many girls last days from different places in case of prostitution and most of them are studying in colleges and just to make money for their luxuries needs they doing this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/25/college-girls-turned-prostitutes-for-money-6385992/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>city</category><category>prostitute</category><category>life</category><category>girl</category><category>luxury</category><category>college</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/25/college-girls-turned-prostitutes-for-money-6385992/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Saina Nehwal - Won Indonesian Open</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/23/saina-nehwal-won-indonesian-open-6368156/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-06-23:/2009/06/23/saina-nehwal-won-indonesian-open-6368156/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:09:41 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/thumb_cms/3622326" title="thumb.cms"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/326/3622326_7f1245be1f_s.jpeg" alt="thumb.cms"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Saina Nehwal won the Indonesian Open. The top Indian shuttler played very well and it was her best performance ever. She is the first Indian who won any super series in Badminton. She beat the world no. 3 player in the final. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CONGRATULATION SAINA.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/23/saina-nehwal-won-indonesian-open-6368156/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>nehwal</category><category>shuttler</category><category>indonesian</category><category>open</category><category>saina</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/23/saina-nehwal-won-indonesian-open-6368156/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Peta - People for Ethical Treatment of the Animals</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/17/peta-people-for-ethical-treatment-of-the-animals-6320601/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-06-17:/2009/06/17/peta-people-for-ethical-treatment-of-the-animals-6320601/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:46:11 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;People for the ethical treatment of the animals&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/467/3604467_9370f462d1_s.jpeg" alt="peta"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;A organization fight for the animals life. That's a very good and appreciable work but I don't understand why they go nude for this. Till today all their protest ads I saw, I found each people nude. Is that the only way to fight for animal life? Can't they do that with wearing clothes. They will go nude publicly, there are people with family and small kids also their but they don't care for anything just go nude. This is the only thing I don't like about this organization. The people work for this organization and the celebrities also who join this never think about this. They don't think what effect will be on kids of their nudity. I think celebrities do that for fame or money(if the organization pay them) otherwise the fame is definitely behind go nude. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/17/peta-people-for-ethical-treatment-of-the-animals-6320601/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>animal</category><category>peta</category><category>nude</category><category>celebrities</category><category>model</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/17/peta-people-for-ethical-treatment-of-the-animals-6320601/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Swine Flu -- From USA to India</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/15/swine-flu-from-usa-to-india-6305136/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-06-15:/2009/06/15/swine-flu-from-usa-to-india-6305136/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:42:07 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;India also hits by Swine Flu. About 20 cases found of Swine Flu and all of them are came from USA or other countries. First case found, a boy who returned from USA. Two days back some children of a school who came back from USA trip, all are infected of Swine Flu. No matter where it came form before it catch more people we have to control it.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/15/swine-flu-from-usa-to-india-6305136/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>swine</category><category>india</category><category>usa</category><category>flu</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/15/swine-flu-from-usa-to-india-6305136/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Attack on Indian students in Australia</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/08/attack-on-indian-students-in-australia-6260324/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-06-08:/2009/06/08/attack-on-indian-students-in-australia-6260324/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 06:45:59 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Australia, one of the biggest education point in world is now not safe. The racism attack on Indian students are still continue from last one month. More than 10 times Indian students are targeted by the locals at different locations. Australian govt. couldn't do anything regarding this till today. It should stop by the govt. as soon as possible otherwise will be known as the terrorists country. Students are coming back leaving their study in between and some students are fighting their for their rights. If the Govt. couldn't take some positive step regarding the safety of Indian students then it'll effect the relationship of both countries also.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I Hope the situation get better soon and Students continue their study safely.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/08/attack-on-indian-students-in-australia-6260324/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>australia</category><category>racism</category><category>indian</category><category>student</category><category>attack</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/06/08/attack-on-indian-students-in-australia-6260324/#comments</comments></item><item><title>The Duck and The Devil</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/05/29/the-duck-and-the-devil-6195935/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-05-29:/2009/05/29/the-duck-and-the-devil-6195935/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 06:42:09 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods.He Practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Getting A little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was Walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck.Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck Square in the head, and killed it. He was shocked and grieved.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile, only to see His sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the Dishes." But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in The kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go Fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make Supper." Sally just smiled and said," Well that's all right because Johnny told Me he wanted to help." She whispered again, "Remember the duck?" So Sally Went fishing and Johnny stayed to help. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally's, He finally couldn't stand it any longer.  He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug, and said, "Sweetheart, I know.  You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long You would let Sally make a slave of you."
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/05/29/the-duck-and-the-devil-6195935/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>boy</category><category>slave</category><category>window</category><category>grandma</category><category>god</category><category>devil</category><category>duck</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/05/29/the-duck-and-the-devil-6195935/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Apple from GOD....</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/05/05/apple-from-god-6062310/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-05-05:/2009/05/05/apple-from-god-6062310/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 12:34:23 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Once there was a small kid on earth. One fine day it came to know that god is distributing apples to humans in his place at heaven. The kid was so happy to receive that news and it went with lot of enjoyment to heaven to get the apple from god. There was a big queue standing to get apple from god and this kid also joined in that queue. While it was standing, it was fully excited and thrilled for the fact that it is going to receive in person from god's hands. Its turn too came and the kid showed its both the hands to receive apple. God gave the apple but unfortunately the tiny hands couldn't hold that big apple. Apple fell down and got wasted in mud. The kid got so disappointed. The ministers near the god informed that if the kid likes to have an apple from god again then it has to again follow the queue. Having waited for so long the kid didn't want to return back to earth with empty hands so it decided to wait again in the queue.&lt;br&gt;
This time the queue has become even longer than the previous one. While waiting in queue, the kid could see lot of people who returns back with apple in hands and utmost satisfaction on their faces. The kid was so much disappointed and thought why me alone didn't get the apple in hand when all others were easily able to get it. What is the sin I did that I alone should suffer like this. Now the kid was so scared that it should not miss the apple again. Again its turn came and god gave the apple to the kid's hands and after giving the apple god spoke to the kid "My dear child, last time after giving you the apple only I noticed the apple I gave to you was a rotten apple and that's why I made that to fell down from your hands. Having given you a rotten apple, I felt bad for you and I wanted to give you the best apple in the farm and that time the best apple in the farm was growing and that's why I made you to wait such a long time in the queue. Here it is. Now the apple that you have in hand is 'The Best' apple in the farm till to date. Enjoy."&lt;br&gt;
So, friends, sometimes it happens as even after we put our 100% dedication and commitment things may get delayed or things may go wrong. Believe that god has something great for us and that's why this has happened. Always say,&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
'Gratitude is absolutely the best way to bring more in one's life'.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Believe this and see the world... Your world will also look green..&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/05/05/apple-from-god-6062310/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>fun</category><category>god</category><category>world</category><category>kid</category><category>apple</category><category>heaven</category><category>life</category><category>best</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/05/05/apple-from-god-6062310/#comments</comments></item><item><title>what a loop?.......</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/04/30/what-a-loop-6033265/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-04-30:/2009/04/30/what-a-loop-6033265/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 07:15:43 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Boss to Secartery;&lt;br&gt;
for a week We'll go abroad.&lt;br&gt;
She calls her husband;&lt;br&gt;
for a week I &amp; boss are going abroad.&lt;br&gt;
Husband calls Girlfiernd;&lt;br&gt;
Wife going, Lets enjoy.&lt;br&gt;
Girlfriend calls her student;&lt;br&gt;
for a week you are free.&lt;br&gt;
Little boy calls his grandpa;&lt;br&gt;
I'm free.&lt;br&gt;
Grandpa (boss) calls Secartery;&lt;br&gt;
Tour Cancelled, I'm with my grandson this week.&lt;br&gt;
Secartery calls her husband;&lt;br&gt;
Tour canceld.&lt;br&gt;
Husband calls Girl friend;&lt;br&gt;
Wife is not going.&lt;br&gt;
Girlfriend calls boy;&lt;br&gt;
This week your class as usual.&lt;br&gt;
Boy calls grandpa;&lt;br&gt;
Sorry I have to attned my class.&lt;br&gt;
Grandpa calls Secaretry;&lt;br&gt;
We are going abroad.&lt;br&gt;
its a loop there now ;-)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/04/30/what-a-loop-6033265/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>tour</category><category>loop</category><category>life</category><category>boss</category><category>enoy</category><category>fun</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/04/30/what-a-loop-6033265/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Give your hundred percent.......</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/04/24/give-your-hundred-percent-5997945/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-04-24:/2009/04/24/give-your-hundred-percent-5997945/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 06:28:12 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.&lt;br&gt;
That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Moral of the story:&lt;/strong&gt; If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.. This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully .
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/04/24/give-your-hundred-percent-5997945/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>boy</category><category>girl</category><category>story</category><category>marbles</category><category>sweets</category><category>sleep</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/04/24/give-your-hundred-percent-5997945/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Software Engineer's Daily routine ......</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/04/15/software-enginner-s-daily-routine-5946382/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-04-15:/2009/04/15/software-enginner-s-daily-routine-5946382/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 06:07:15 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;8:30AM: wake up&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;8:50AM: Have To.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;9:15AM: Punch in.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;9:20AM: Check Mail.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;9:25AM: Check Again just in case...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea (9:45AM).&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;9:45AM: TEA party.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;10:00AM: Check Mail.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;10:05AM: Check again. Can't believe that no mail has come. Is every body dead or what?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his pathetic, boring and useless existence.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;11:30AM: How the hell! Am I supposed to remember everything? Why should I be responsible for everything that goes bad?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;12:00AM: Mood is really bad decided to postpone work till after lunch.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;12:30AM: lunch&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;1:00PM: Lunch over.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for the cig. The other chap is so foolish.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy thoughts.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;2:45PM: Tea Time.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;4:11PM: Try to look busy.(Busy Look)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself involved.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area. Try making as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;5:15PM: Third in punching out.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;5:25PM: Reached Room.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;5:26PM: TV on. No worth while program.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;8:30PM: Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse government and RnD.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;8:48PM: Dinner finished.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;1:46AM: Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/04/15/software-enginner-s-daily-routine-5946382/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>mood</category><category>life</category><category>fun</category><category>engineer</category><category>emails</category><category>software</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/04/15/software-enginner-s-daily-routine-5946382/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Too Good ... IT Consultant..</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/03/26/too-good-it-consultant-5833912/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-03-26:/2009/03/26/too-good-it-consultant-5833912/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:34:24 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd: "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you&lt;br&gt;
give me one of them?"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay."&lt;br&gt;
The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the&lt;br&gt;
Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here."The shepherd cheers,"that's correct, you can have your sheep." The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks:&lt;br&gt;
"If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?"&lt;br&gt;
The young man answers, "Yes, why not".&lt;br&gt;
The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant ".&lt;br&gt;
How did you know?" asks the young man.&lt;br&gt;
"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my business...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Now can I have my DOG back?"
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/03/26/too-good-it-consultant-5833912/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>it</category><category>sheep</category><category>shepherd</category><category>consultant</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/03/26/too-good-it-consultant-5833912/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Hanuman's statue at Agroha dham</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/03/24/hanuman-s-statue-at-agroha-dham-5819879/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-03-24:/2009/03/24/hanuman-s-statue-at-agroha-dham-5819879/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:13:29 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/img_0554/3348658" title="IMG_0554"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/658/3348658_486529e18c_m.jpeg" alt="IMG_0554" vspace="5" hspace="5"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Jai Bajrang Bali&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Agroha Dham at Hisar( Haryana )
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/03/24/hanuman-s-statue-at-agroha-dham-5819879/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>bajrang</category><category>agroha</category><category>haryana</category><category>hanuman</category><category>pics</category><category>bali</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/03/24/hanuman-s-statue-at-agroha-dham-5819879/#comments</comments></item><item><title>How to fill your empty glass...</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/02/25/how-to-fill-your-empty-glass-5645533/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-02-25:/2009/02/25/how-to-fill-your-empty-glass-5645533/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:05:39 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;A city boy, Raj, moved to the village and bought a donkey from an old farmer for Rs.1000. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry Raj ji, but I have some bad news, the donkey died while I was bringing him here."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Raj replied: "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Raj said: "OK then, just unload the donkey."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The farmer asked: "What you are going to do with him?"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Raj: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To raffle is like lottery - draw lot to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket and there is a big prize for the people who win.)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Raj: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Raj: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at Rs. 10 each and made a profit of Rs 4990 with the donkey worth Rs. 1000 as the prize.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Raj: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his Rs. 10."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Moral of the story&lt;/strong&gt;- No situation is so bad that it cannot be turned around.You need to just think hard.So look at your glass always as half full (positive attitude ) rather then half empty. Do not lose hope.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/02/25/how-to-fill-your-empty-glass-5645533/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>hope</category><category>deat</category><category>fun</category><category>tickets</category><category>raffled</category><category>donkey</category><category>life</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/02/25/how-to-fill-your-empty-glass-5645533/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Netaji Subha Chandra Bose</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/23/netaji-subha-chandra-bose-5428825/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-01-23:/2009/01/23/netaji-subha-chandra-bose-5428825/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 06:00:29 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/chandrabose1/3166840" title="ChandraBose1"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/840/3166840_218bd281e1_s.jpeg" alt="ChandraBose1" vspace="5" hspace="5"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose was a Great India Freedom fighter. Today is his Birth Day. He was born in 23 Jan 1897. He was not just a Freedom fighter, he was a great leader also that's why we call him NETAJI with respect means leader of all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/23/netaji-subha-chandra-bose-5428825/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>subhash</category><category>chandra</category><category>birth</category><category>bose</category><category>netaji</category><category>day</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/23/netaji-subha-chandra-bose-5428825/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Legal and logical --- Have Fun</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/20/legal-and-logical-have-fun-5410170/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-01-20:/2009/01/20/legal-and-logical-have-fun-5410170/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:09:17 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Later on the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/20/legal-and-logical-have-fun-5410170/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>life</category><category>professor</category><category>fun</category><category>boyfriend</category><category>logical</category><category>legal</category><category>student</category><category>wife</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/20/legal-and-logical-have-fun-5410170/#comments</comments></item><item><title>VERY HAPPY LOHARI</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/13/very-happy-lohari-5370424/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-01-13:/2009/01/13/very-happy-lohari-5370424/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:57:46 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/374/3140374_b1d9407e24_m.jpeg" alt="happy-lohri" vspace="5" hspace="5"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;HAPPY LOHARI AND MAKAR SANKRANTI!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;ENJOY!!
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/13/very-happy-lohari-5370424/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>india</category><category>sankranti</category><category>happy</category><category>lohari</category><category>maker</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/13/very-happy-lohari-5370424/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Love Dies because of EGO</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/08/love-dies-because-of-ego-5342862/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-01-08:/2009/01/08/love-dies-because-of-ego-5342862/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:36:36 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Once upon a time there was an island, where all the feelings lived together.&lt;br&gt;
One day there was storm in the sea and the island was about to get drawn.&lt;br&gt;
Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Every feeling boarded the boat. one feeling was left.&lt;br&gt;
Love got down to see who it was..&lt;br&gt;
It was EGO ..&lt;br&gt;
Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving also the water was rising.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Every one asked love to leave him and come in the boat, but love was made to love. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;At last all the feelings escape and Love dies with ego on the island..&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Love Dies because of EGO.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The reason that ego and love are not compatible comes down to this:&lt;br&gt;
you cannot take your ego into the unknown, where love wants to lead.&lt;br&gt;
If you follow love, your life will become uncertain, and the ego craves certainty&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/08/love-dies-because-of-ego-5342862/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>life-ego</category><category>love</category><category>die</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/08/love-dies-because-of-ego-5342862/#comments</comments></item><item><title>The Poem that lead you.......</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/06/the-poem-that-lead-you-5331452/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-01-06:/2009/01/06/the-poem-that-lead-you-5331452/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:49:44 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;You cannot change some things in your life,&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;You cannot change the time that the sun rises,&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;You cannot make summer last longer than it does,&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;You will also find that your life is full of surprises.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;If you try to force things or delay things, their value is lost,&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Accept what comes your way, and do your best&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Accept the treasures of life when they come to you&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And try not to rush with decisions, and get plenty of rest,&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Choose to make the very most of each moment,&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Enjoy each day fully and totally too,&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;You only live each day once, so enjoy it&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Accept what comes your way with patience, please do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/06/the-poem-that-lead-you-5331452/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>things</category><category>lead</category><category>accept</category><category>change</category><category>life</category><category>fun</category><category>you</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/06/the-poem-that-lead-you-5331452/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Bomb blast in Assam?????????</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/02/bomb-blast-in-assam-5311537/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-01-02:/2009/01/02/bomb-blast-in-assam-5311537/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:47:01 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Yesterday was the 1st jan 2009, starting of new year. The whole world was busy in celebration and the same day the terriorist did their dirty job also in Guvahait (Assam). 3 serial blast in Assam on first january , 5 killed and near about 70 injured. After mumbai terrorist attack, this attack again raised the security question. It shows the government didn't took any lesson from the previous attacks and the terrorist can do what they want anywhere in India. I don't when all this can be stoped.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Let's hope for the best and hope that government will take some action against this and will be able to stop this type attacks and make people feel secure.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/02/bomb-blast-in-assam-5311537/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>injured</category><category>india</category><category>terrorist</category><category>assam</category><category>bomb</category><category>blast</category><category>guwahati</category><category>killed</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/02/bomb-blast-in-assam-5311537/#comments</comments></item><item><title>HAPPY NEW YEAR</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/01/happy-new-year-5306200/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2009-01-01:/2009/01/01/happy-new-year-5306200/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:05:07 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Today is 1st jan 2009, Begining of new year. New year day is as like normal day for me, nothing specail and also the last day of the year. I didn't do any special on 31st night. As I am living alone here so no party nothing else. Today also I decided nothing yet. But I decided to do some changes in My daily routing life on the new year day as like many people take decisions to do some new on new year day.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HAPPY NEW YEAR &lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/01/happy-new-year-5306200/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>happy</category><category>new</category><category>year</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2009/01/01/happy-new-year-5306200/#comments</comments></item><item><title>HAPPY NEW YEAR</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/12/31/happy-new-year-5302109/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2008-12-31:/2008/12/31/happy-new-year-5302109/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:10:58 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/happy/3106473" title="happy"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/473/3106473_5d93e547ed_m.jpeg" alt="happy" vspace="5" hspace="5"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; Hi all,&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Wish you all a very very HAPPY NEW YEAR&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Enjoy!
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/12/31/happy-new-year-5302109/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>year</category><category>enjoy</category><category>life</category><category>2009</category><category>happy</category><category>new</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/12/31/happy-new-year-5302109/#comments</comments></item><item><title>title-5279682</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/12/26/india-gate-new-dehi-night-view-5279682/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2008-12-26:/2008/12/26/india-gate-new-dehi-night-view-5279682/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 11:57:02 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/057/3095057_a890d30a03_m.jpeg" alt="100_2718" vspace="5" hspace="5"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
India Gate - New Delhi [ India ] &lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/12/26/india-gate-new-dehi-night-view-5279682/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>india</category><category>view</category><category>new-dehi</category><category>gate</category><category>night</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/12/26/india-gate-new-dehi-night-view-5279682/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Marry charistmas</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/12/24/marry-charistmas-5268485/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2008-12-24:/2008/12/24/marry-charistmas-5268485/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:09:44 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/charismat/3090631" title="charismat"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/631/3090631_410daae632_s.jpeg" alt="charismat" vspace="5" hspace="5"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;MARRY CHARISTMAS &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/12/24/marry-charistmas-5268485/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>charistmas</category><category>december</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/12/24/marry-charistmas-5268485/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Terrorists attact in Mumbai......</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/27/terrorists-attact-in-mumbai-5116732/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2008-11-27:/2008/11/27/terrorists-attact-in-mumbai-5116732/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:01:16 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Today Morning When I saw the newspaper. There is a very sad news covering all the front page. Terror attack in Mumbai(India). More than 100 people killed. They made most of the Five star hotels their target and also openly fired in the public places. I don't know what the police were doing? The fight is not over till now they terrorist are not caught by police. Now the army has been sent in Mumbai to fight this. Hope the army will stop this soon!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/27/terrorists-attact-in-mumbai-5116732/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>army</category><category>life</category><category>mumbai</category><category>fire</category><category>attack</category><category>war</category><category>terror</category><category>bomb</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/27/terrorists-attact-in-mumbai-5116732/#comments</comments></item><item><title>just laugh .....</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/26/just-laugh-5109281/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2008-11-26:/2008/11/26/just-laugh-5109281/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 06:17:30 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Once Santa &amp; Banta were traveling along with their friends Monty &amp; Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa &amp; his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss &amp; his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/26/just-laugh-5109281/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>life</category><category>banta</category><category>fun</category><category>joke</category><category>santa</category><category>laugh</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/26/just-laugh-5109281/#comments</comments></item><item><title>Women and today's media world.....</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/women-and-today-s-media-world-5069143/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2008-11-20:/2008/11/20/women-and-today-s-media-world-5069143/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:57:33 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;I went through an article in a magazine yesterday about the today's media world and the women. The article describe that today the women are ruling the media world. That's shows the growth of the women in the world but this is only the one side of the article. On the other side the writer mention that it's not the complete truth. The truth is that only those women who are beautiful and ready to expose or compromise are on the top in media and the media is using them only for it's benefit.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I also agree with it somehow or someway. do you?
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/women-and-today-s-media-world-5069143/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>truth</category><category>woman</category><category>media</category><category>life</category><category>magazine</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/women-and-today-s-media-world-5069143/#comments</comments></item><item><title>a strange dream....</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/05/a-strange-dream-4988227/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2008-11-05:/2008/11/05/a-strange-dream-4988227/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:39:57 +0100</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;Last night I saw a very strange dream.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In the dream...... me and one of my friend was going somewhere ( don't know where ) on bike and on the way we gave lift to a guy. we were three on bike now. I was in middle. The guy was very funny and talk a lot. we thought that's a great time pass. But after some time I realized that the guy trying to fetch my mobile from my pocked. I asked him "What are you doing?". "I just want to see which mobile you have?" he replied. I said "You can ask me that?". "Ok sorry !" He replied. Suddenly I feels that my back pocket was empty. I checked and found my wallet was missing". we stop the bike and check the guy. He has my wallet. He was a pickpocketer. then we both had hand to hand with him and at the same time I wake up. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It was very strange and unexpected.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/05/a-strange-dream-4988227/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><category>strange</category><category>life</category><category>theft</category><category>dream</category><comments>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/11/05/a-strange-dream-4988227/#comments</comments></item><item><title>a programmer and a project manager....</title><link>http://yogeshmca.blog.co.uk/2008/10/14/aprogrammerand-a-46f86faa6bbf9ac94a7e459509a20ed0manager-4867962/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:yogeshmca.blog.co.uk,2008-10-14:/2008/10/14/aprogrammerand-a-46f86faa6bbf9ac94a7e459509a20ed0manager-4867962/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:28:13 +0200</pubDate><description>	&lt;p&gt;A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I Would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.'&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your Information and the fact is I am still lost.'&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The man below says, "You must be a project manager."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;'Yes, I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where You are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.' &lt;/p&gt;
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